Tiny Pants Makes a Travel Brochure
Tiny Pants had to make a travel brochure for school this weekend. It was supposed to be about his home town, but it did allow for “any other place” or something. Tiny chose West Virginia.
I felt this was a bit of an odd choice, since we live in Ohio, and he travels frequently to both Florida and Illinois. Yes, I go to school in West Virginia, but Tiny has only been there once.
Mama: Why West Virginia?
Tiny Pants: It’s the only state I can draw.
Well, that clears up one mystery.
His brochure proclaims: Wet, Wet, Wet, West Virginia.
Mama: West Virginia is wet?
Tiny Pants: Yes.
Mama: Are you sure?
Tiny Pants: Yes.
Mama: You aren’t thinking, Wild, Wonderful West Virginia?
Tiny Pants: It’s wet, Mama. Wet like a hurricane.
Mama: Hurricane?
Tiny Pants: Yes.
Mama: Are you sure?
Tiny Pants: Yes.
I kind of think this homework was for Social Studies, not Art and Imagination. But, you know, maybe he knows something I don’t. I’m not in the mood to argue. For all my friends in WV, to be on the safe side, I recommend you buy an umbrella.